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  • Darnel Cooper

    Still Laughing,…. Please keep it coming.

  • TruDivination

    Best. Response. Ever. :3

    • rahl163

      Of all time.

  • Crestlinger

    The instrument of choice? The world’s smallest violin.

  • KaelHyun

    Hmm so Benny can have 5 Fingers on her left hand when she wants?(Second to last panel)

    • safyrejet

      She needs those for that instrument she’s gonna learn to play.

      • Kristin Gale

        Unless she plays percussion. ^_^

    • Blobsy

      So she CAN do magic!

  • safyrejet

    OOOh, Benny. You touched the robe.

  • Oliver Sundberg

    am i the only one who is getting the feeling Richard is involved in this???

    • Samuel Hawarden

      Plot twist: That’s Richard!

      • Bodri Takonyweaver

        Oh my, and you may be right:P

        • Asura

          If it was Richard the speech bubbles would be black with white text and a red outline as usual. Even if he was possessing the Sister, his phylactery would be there, like when he was possessing Cale and that statue.

          • Matt Dameron

            Disguises are a funny thing.

          • Asura

            True, but the only time Richard has been shown without the black speech bubbles is when his veil was knocked off. However, that was after his sentencing – that his undeath would end if he stopped being evil – whereas this is set many years before.

    • Efe Tunçay

      Richard isn’t fooling anyone with that.

    • Yuki

      No. I was thinking that very same thing. This is just like Richard.

      • Da’Zlein

        But Richard uses red fwoosh magic, this chick is using blue glowy magic

    • Sylihra

      Or this is really a Sister, since she had to learn about her heritage from somewhere, and this is the back story of that..

  • M. Van Dunkelschreiber

    wow LFG has a comment section now

  • Asura

    Best retort ever.

    • John Belrose

      I have to agree.

  • Sergey Slepomoriy

    looks like the sister is taking from the Piccolo school of training

    • Anthony

      and our first lesson will be “dodge!”

      • @arutopsipuikko

        which will inevitably fail and gid gets hit (unless she casts counter projectile to crash through sisters hadouken).. x)

  • Matthew Evans

    to quote Thorin, “Dragon.”

  • DeRosa

    I like what benny says at the end XD

    • @arutopsipuikko

      It’s her attitude.. “Nah, I can’t, you’re a stranger, go home, I go play piano”

  • Insanelyasinine

    It’s probably just angles of the hand.

    • Elfguy

      No, she definitely has 4 fingers an a thumb in panel 5. it’s probably just a mistake.

      • Insanelyasinine

        Didn’t notice that. Thought we were talking about the sister.

  • Natain

    :O Its people like you. God damn people like you who drive some of these poor artists to suicide xD Lets just say her power manifested for a second and she shape shifted her hand :v

  • nodummyheads

    What evidence do we have to date that Richard is male, other than his/her name and anecdotes? Could all be part of a clever disguise. Plus, (s)he likes ponies. And the sister’s blue hand glow looks very fwooshy.
    Also, the “Richard doesn’t have boobs” argument is invalid, due to his/her being undead and skeletal. Therefore, I posit that the above sister is, in fact, Richardina.

    • Sam Abbott

      pretty sure in one of the older ones you see him alive in a flash back of his and he’s called Richard by his probably mother before he destroys the images

    • Zweisteine

      “Like ponies” is by no means a sign of gender. I have met males who throw logic out the door when talking about ponies…

      • nodummyheads

        OOC for a moment… with all of the ridiculousness in my post above, you focus on the bit about ponies? “Fwooshy” for the love of Sagan!
        All of us have known for a very long time that there is a lot more to Richard than we’ve seen up to this point. Personally, I’m beginning to suspect Richard isn’t even truly evil, and has chosen his path to be strong enough to face an even greater threat. Not only that, but he’s also been very carefully hardening Cale to the steel that complements his fwoosh in the battle to come. Or maybe he’s just a dick.
        Or maybe he’s a transgendered wizard that got exiled from the Sisters after they found out he could pee standing up and wore a stuffed bra!

  • Adan

    “Let’s start at the very beginning. A very good place to start.”
    It’s an undercover sister from the Sound of Music.

  • Matthew Evans

    Adan, that is quote is taken from “Party Monster.” James St James says it in the beginning. And to close out the argument, the sister is actually…… Richards Mom!!!!

  • Matthew Evans

    When you read you begin with. That is correct I forgot all about that until you mentioned that scollege.

  • Andrei

    Actually it sounds more like his niece Ashley.

  • Sam Abbott

    Panel 5 – too many fingers :o

  • Someone Else

    Everyone noticed the Benny’s extra fingers but didn’t notice the Sister’s pigmentation in Panel 2? Aren’t the Sisters blue?

    • Draco Argentmanus

      What if this isn’t actually a sister… or at least… not a living sister…?

      • masterdebate

        What if it’s Richard in drag? Because that is a nice pattern.

    • Azure

      Could it be? Richard has a sister!?

      Epic Twist!

    • Feather Quill Inkpot

      Go back to page 286. Benny’s grandmother is blue, but the sisters are not.

  • Sam

    I need these daily!!! I dont care if you have a life, I dont! :).

  • nodummyheads

    I forgot about the paint… Or maybe it’s just a VERY clever disguise. It could be undead paint over not undead paint over Richardina’s actual undeadness. Or, alternatively, Richard is an evil twin and the sister is the good one. At least nobody debunked my fwooshiness observation.

  • Zweisteine

    Not blue enough.

  • RedDazes

    It’s not Richard… the eye brows are all wrong. Yellow eyes do not necessarily = Richard.

  • Pherlin

    Her mother has almost no grasp of magic

    • Lan

      And? That doesn’t mean she still doesn’t have the potential and can pass it on. Genes don’t get weaker if they’re not used, this isn’t Lamarckian Genetics we’re talking about.

      • Pherlin

        Nobody has said it can’t be her mother due to the fact that benny uses magic later, I’m saying it can’t be because her mother doesn’t use magic, so she isn’t going to be standing here in the forest teaching magic.

  • Radical Knight

    Surely everyone noticed the “text-bubble” in panel 5 and just didn’t mention it.

    • Adamas

      Benny’s mom is the Pirate that’s been helping them on and off. her Grandmother is the head of the Sisters.

  • Wes Lambert

    The sister is probably Benny’s grandmother.

    • Amy

      Isn’t the Matriarch lady Benny’s grandmother, if she’s the captain’s mother? If so, she’s let herself go a bit since then ;D

  • Emma Reynolds

    It could just be an actual Sister… Or do I have too much faith in appearances?

  • JasonAW3

    This, my friends, is Richard’s sister. If you’ve ever had a female sibling, then it’s self obvious.


  • Elfguy

    Benny still has 5 fingers on her left hand in panel 5…someone may wanna fix that.

  • Amy

    As much as I love Rayne Summers, I think that shows a little lack of creativity on the writer’s behalf =/