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October 23, 2020 | Costello

Friday Larchive – He’s A Murdelar!

Fridays, we open the Larchives, Lar’s extensive archive of art work oddities, and share a few pieces. Sometimes there will be a theme, or a reason behind the choices. Other times there will be none.

If you are reading this, send help!

Something’s wrong with Lar. If that even is Lar. A bunch of Blind Ferret staff got an e-mail saying Lar was coming to see us. Montreal being in the red right now, we’re ordered to avoid have even small gatherings. But this is Lar! You don’t miss a chance to see Lar. Looking back, I wish we had.

Will, Stone, Moss, and I arrived at the old abandoned warehouse address Lar gave us. We figured he picked a meeting place that avoids getting caught for breaking quarantine. We suspected nothing. Not even as the rusty door locked behind us thanks to a bunch of weird gears and shafts.

We heard Lar before we saw him. His jovial voice echoed from the shadows. “Would you like to play a game?”

“Sure,” Will said. “How about Among Us?”

“How about…” Lar replied. “Among Rotary Blades?”

Will was halfway through asking Lar if he was having a senior moment when the floor opened up beneath him and he fell into a pit of spinning saws! Before we registered what was happening, they turned Will into a red slush like one of the smoothies he’s been drinking lately. He’s been trying to lose weight, but not that much!

“Careful, Lar! This warehouse is booby trapped!” poor innocent Stone naively shouted.

“I saw,” Lar said.

“Why so much emphasis on the ‘saw’?” Stone said, raising an eyebrow. Suddenly, a chainsaw swung through the room from out of nowhere, raising Stone’s other eyebrow, along with the rest of his head as it decapitated him!

“Ironic death traps?” Moss shouted. He began muttering to himself. “Don’t say ‘crotch explosion’. Don’t say ‘crotch explosion’.”

Suddenly Moss’ crotch exploded!

“Nooo!!!” he cried.

As Moss was hoisted on his own nard petard, I ran for an exit. I didn’t even check if he was alive or dead.

“Why are you doing this?” I stupidly asked. I should have kept quiet, but I had to know. This was Lar! Everyone’s loveable adopted uncle. Why was he killing us?

“I’m glad you axed.” I heard him say.

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October 21, 2020 | Costello

GFL – Page 0037

Grouping For Looks is a page-by-page retelling of the Looking For Group saga through the lens of a mirror universe where Cale is a goateed tyrant and Richard is a holy soul trying to set him on a good path. […]

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October 20, 2020 | Costello

Top Comments – Pages 1443 – 1444

Tuesday, YOU are the star! We curate our favourite comments from the previous week’s comments on lfg.co and Facebook and remind you how clever you are. Here are your top comments for Looking For Group pages 1443 – 1444 Looking […]

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October 14, 2020 | Costello

GFL – Page 0036

Grouping For Looks is a page-by-page retelling of the Looking For Group saga through the lens of a mirror universe where Cale is a goateed tyrant and Richard is a holy soul trying to set him on a good path. […]

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October 13, 2020 | Costello

Top Comments – Pages 1441 – 1442

Tuesday, YOU are the star! We curate our favourite comments from the previous week’s comments on lfg.co and Facebook and remind you how clever you are. Here are your top comments for Looking For Group pages 1441 – 1442 Looking […]

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October 7, 2020 | Costello

GFL – Page 0035

Grouping For Looks is a page-by-page retelling of the Looking For Group saga through the lens of a mirror universe where Cale is a goateed tyrant and Richard is a holy soul trying to set him on a good path. […]

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