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Tiny Dick Adventures

  • Chastelier

    Man it’s a talking hand…. He doesn’t have a mouth! No eyes! At least Richard just defies every single law of the world so we expect it from him. But a talking hand?

    • Speedy Marsh

      So, being a librarian is a hand… occupation?

      His mother was right. Doing… that will make you go blind.

      Has turned down numerous marriage proposals.

      • Chastelier

        I think you just OD’d us on puns.

    • Speedy Marsh

      From this point forward, anytime we don’t want to listen to what someone is saying in the comments, we should say, “Talk to the librarian!”

      Librarians, the helping hands people.

      He pwnes at city traffic hand gestures.

      In a past life, he was Leroy Jethro Gibbs.

      Best hitchhiker in the galaxy.

      World champion handball player.

      Unpopular with female coworkers. He’s all hands.

      Has a side job as a massage therapist.

      Banned from professional thumb war competitions, after that one unfortunate incident.

      For your own safety, never give him a high-five.

      After the coin flip… the Goodyear blimp fell from the sky.