Mar 22, 2010Buy Printed Volumes in The Shop Buy Single Issues on Comixology
Don’t let him off that easy. You can fix him If you break him.
Easy? Landing ass first on a rock hurts to the the 9th plane of hell, dude.
Falling through a corrugated fiberglass roof and landing on your back on a concrete floor hurts even worse. I know from personal experience. (>.<)
Falling ten feet onto concrete steps and snapping your arm would hurt about as much as that, wouldn’t it?
Ow! Yeah! If only we had had video cameras recording, we could’ve been on Funniest Videos.
The scariest part for me was not being able to breathe for a couple of minutes. I knew I was supposed to lie still in case I had broken my back, but I finally had to roll over on my side so I could breathe. Luckily I didn’t have any broken bones, just soft tissue damage. My head whipped back and bounced off the floor, which accounts for some of my problems. Not my sense of humor, sadly. It’s always been messed up XD
Lucky on the no broken bones part. The “landing at a weird angle” thing appears to have given me lower back problems, though. Thing has issues with every kinda weather except “hot, dry, and being attacked by bees.”
That works? *moves to Arizona to start a bee farm*