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Tiny Dick Adventures

  • Lord_foul

    man Krunk (I don’t think that’s spelled right) needs some sleep, look at his eyes

    • Fluffy

      two words: blood. rage.

    • Hubbabubba


  • Tyler Kowalchuk

    Nope, no questions sir!

    • MidnightDStroyer

      Nope. No questions, sir!
      (whispers, “Don’t Fwoosh me, bro,” with Chibi sweat drops near eyebrows)

  • David herbert

    I don’t know, I think if I took a hammer to that I could get it back to canon.

  • Angel.Bunny

    Thankfully out of all the cannonity of LFG, these comics are the most non-canon.

  • roxassword

    Just one. Whose your canon cannon guy? I need a new one.

    • arcatek

      I have a Guy guy to find guys.

      • roxassword

        I take it his name is Guy.

  • Jesse Wan

    You forgot head-canon.

    • Asura

      Oh yes, like we want Richard demonstrating that. Possibly using Chibi Hctib as a test subject.

  • Paul

    Hm, and here I thought that was artillery…

  • Dosh

    I’m sorry to laugh at your expense, but it’s too unintentionally topical that I can’t help it.

  • Ian

    Haha! I actually get this.

  • martijnhoekstra

    what, how are howitzers canon, and smashed howitzers non-canon? I’m so confused!

  • Lexinack

    from the get-go sohmer said this was just a little comic to keep people occupied while they wait for either the NPC or Main comic strip

  • DatOneGuy760

    (Points to comic above) Thats what this comic today is saying. That this entire story is Non-cannon

  • John Parke

    This strip reminds me of Dr Manhattan. He could have said the very same thing himself in the movie!

  • CalTheOnly

    Wait Sohmer, I think I need it explained in a storyline context

    …with more fire
    ..and small animals
    ….on fire. ;)

  • snapes_angel

    Loose cannon. XD

  • Morgan

    You gonna eat the rest of your canon, or can I have it?

  • Ethorin

    what happened to the Starks?
    and are they “The Winter Is Coming” Starks?
    or just some random Starks?
    also another question
    is Soomba going to still have that whole “you think you know me” bit?

  • Bob Townsend

    Looks like an M101 105mm Howitzer (4″ gun) first used by the US in WWII, and currently used by several south east asian countries such as the Philippines. Except it can’t be, because it’s got a tri-leg base, similar to the Soviet Bloc D30 122mm Howitzer (currently in use by Afghanistan, and most former Warsaw Pact Countries). Which means this Cannon, Gun, Howitzer, piece, boomstick, what have you, obviously isn’t canon! Yeah, those names are all interchangeable unless the Sergeant Major wants a specific word used while talking to him.
    ~The guy who lost Squishy Dick, but found a new Squishy Dick in Seattle at ECCC

  • MidnightDStroyer

    This comic has soooo much of Little Richard, but there’s been no songs or dancing yet…

  • Speedy Marsh

    Watch it Dick! Are you Trying to break the fourth wall?
    Oh, of course you are.
    **quickly hits next button before Dick eviscerates me**

    • Richard du Maine

      I hope he doesn’t… really… it’s a grat store, where else am I going to find comics? :p

  • Ryouko Yoshikuni

    I wouldn’t say it’s completely non-canon. Parts of it are STILL canon…just very broken up and twisted canon.

  • Phil Goldbach

    Canon: an ecclesiastical rule or law enacted by a council or other competent authority and, in the Roman Catholic Church, approved by the pope.
    the body of ecclesiastical law.
    the body of rules, principles, or standards accepted as axiomatic and universally binding in a field of study or art: the neoclassical canon.
    a fundamental principle or general rule: the canons of good behavior.
    a standard; criterion: the canons of taste.

    Therefore, non-canon would be the opposite. A cannon describes a piece of military hardware/weaponry. So in other words, these adventures have nothing to do with the main story line, since Richard was only tiny for a short while, not long enough to go on all these adventures.